If I'm the current coach and want to keep my job and win the game, here's what I would do:
Go to the hospital and check in but don't tell anyone why.
As I lay in my bed, players come to visit me.
I purposely look sullen, pale, and can barely speak.
I look to my team and say, Now go out there and win one for the Tuna!
Sorry Charlie...........couldn't resist.