Godfather
"Listen...You smell that."
Ghostbusters.
Bring us a pitcher of beer every 7 minutes until somebody passes out and then bring us one every ten.
Why? You want to pigeonhole every coach and prevent them from advancing their career? That's a good way to line up future coaches.
Good thing the only think you coach is pocket pool in your mom's basement!!
Really? Ryan Kallil was 2nd round draft pick, 5 time pro bowler, and 2 time all pro at 6'2", 300 lbs.
Rodney Hudson is also a pro bowler this year at 6'2", 300.