ChickenSoup

Lennay says it is a real and serious concern.

I hate when my di(k gets stuck in the vacuum

I haven't been around too long, but it seems there are about 4 or 5 ppl on the board who go out of their way to put Paraseighian's Theorem "in his place" with a lot of snide remarks or outright insults. I don't see that he insults you directly, he just disagrees, and you can't handle it... is this just some inside joke? do you guys actually know him/her? It's a drag trying to follow the thread when half the posts are "you're a douche for not knowing Kiffin's a douche" ... it seems Peter Pan syndrome is not limited to one. Anyway, while Kiffin is largely considered a douche ... his douche-i-ness sure seems to get him hired at a lot of places. My theory is that he either has dirt on all these people, or he gives great head. And, I am wondering why Denbrock hasn't been publicly announced... perhaps as part of a larger coaching announcement, seeing that we have a lot of GAs and indirect staff to find?

Rumours of John Harbaugh wanting to go the college game after Baltimore with Michigan as his preferred choice. The Bama OC makes sense for him.

GAIII entering the undrafted free agent market is more like it. No degree either. http://notredame.247sports.com/Article/Notre-Dame-RB-George-Atkinson-Declares-For-NFL-Draft-170206 says Josh plans to return.

Building off NDHoosier Record: 10-2 (Losing to FSU & Stanford (OL too tough for new D; , and USC being closer than it should ) Offensive lineup: QB - Golson RB - Folston with Bryant and Cam getting carries (Bryant could break out and become the #1) WR - Daniels WR - Brown WR- Robinson(AGREE - The entire WR position will see plenty of bodies moving in and out) TE - Niklas with Koyack getting plenty of PT LT - Stanley LG - Lombard (Yes, I switched them to the blindside) C - N. Martin RG - Hegarty RT - Elmer (Getting work in the right side so he can protect Zaire's blindside) Defensive lineup: RE - Williams / Okwara DT -Jones/Springmann (Please be healthy Springmann) DT -Jones/Springmann (Please be healthy Springmann) LE - Day MIKE - Grace /Morgan (This is more of my heart speaking than my mind) WILL - Councell / Randolph / Deeb DOG - Smith / Ranolph CB - Russell CB - Luke S - Redfield S - Collinsworth / Shumate (plenty of rotation at both safety positions)

Maybe Tuitt made the call once Diaco left and he spoke with VG, and "private" sources suggesting he'll go higher than 2nd round. Anyway, hope he rips it up. Time for a Fast & Furious 4-3!

Atkinson clan is in the doghouse. Suspension from the bowl is a huge warning shot. What is worse about the situation is that Georgie Peorgie had to tweet the reason, and then tag on it was no different than all year. He is publicly calling out the coach as being inconsistent, and he is showing he has no real respect for him. Unless there's a major attitude shift, GA3 is gone.

Glad you're on the program Gunslinger!!

Just Chicken Soup my friend Did I say something objectionable? Seriously, crack is not good for anyone, but it should hardly be counted as a crime worthy of multiple life sentences... Pedophiles get an easier time. Priorities... We are incentivizing and militarizing police forces to catch drug users, largely. Starve criminal distribution networks and reduce violence by legalizing and regulating trade. The smart distributors will become the next Kennedy or Bronfman clan.

Coke - Crack ... ToMAYto - ToMAHto The drug war is phony and a waste of money. Prohibition didn't work. Regulate it... like alcohol. Safer streets, more sin taxes/fees, lower general taxes. I can't wait until I see... The "Mary Jane Bowl" brought to you by "The Dispensary" ... Or the "Juarez Cartel Fiesta Bowl"

Lynch may have 1st round potential, but he is not a 1st round pick. 2nd day at best. His fate is most likely as an undrafted free agent, he'll get some camp invitations... C'mon guys... let's be real. He's an undisciplined headcase. He's a loose cannon and locker room toxin.

Are you still here? I am going to think on your commentary while I cook a nice steak on run my wood-fed grill. The wood was from a cleared rainforest in the Amazon. I made sure to pick a steak from a cow that was in the top percentile for releasing methane gas. Oh, did I mention, I flew the steak in from Omaha. I checked to make sure that the delivery was in a 737 and that it lingered in a holding pattern. I also had my filipino maid serve it to me with a nice salad, that I stole from a cute bunny rabbit. The filipino is grateful that she is working for me instead of scraping a living from hurricane ravaged dirt. I am enjoying my steak.

Education won't help this one ... he better learn to flip burgers for $8/hr, or $15/hr in Seattle.

AMEN! (haha) This REPUBLIC is about laws over men... but the smart men write the laws. haha. The doctrine is the constitution. The bible thumpers (Papists, Evangelicals, Satanists, Humanists, the Istists) should keep it private. The constitution didn't guarantee a minimum wage, it guarantees a right to assemble and speak your mind, practice your beliefs (in private), and carry a gun (arms - which i could argue should include RPGs, tanks and so on). Majority rules (eventually). They should ban prayer in the military.