Rattlesnake

Just an appreciation post. My man could go full Gary Gray from here on out but would still be an Irish legend for this game alone. Take a bow, brother. Also give me credit for this nickname if it sticks.

Haven't been here in years, but this seems like the right time to post again. We remember your fingernails you frosty shilling piece of shit. I hope this shows the masses what he will be when his team isn't winning games in the nfl. Him holding out for a good nfl team to draft him is like Cousin Eddie holding out for a "management position". Any team who drafts him deserves what they get. From the bottom of my heart, frig USC forever.

Anybody interested in free tix to UNC in the ND section? My brother (echo) came into a few tix and would rather give em to an ND fan than sell em. Please PM if interested. Go Irish!

Per Schefter - Jimmy Hardball returning to Michigan. Couldn't be happier.

Lol it just works.

What a walking penis.

He's a higher profile Hoke. Harbaugh somehow looks like both his clothes and human body are made of whatever Gumby is made of. They got lucky in the weakest B10 I can remember.. no doubt in my mind we would've trucked them this year. From the bottom of my heart, I hope that human slimjim stays there forever.

I hope Harbaugh is a Michigan lifetime coach.

Sustained, consistent improvement at the QB position (year by year).

Excellent handle, my dude. Welcome.

[Edited to answer the question first] O Line. Also the young pups at RB that will gladly take the torch from 23. D Line/LB's will keep them under 20. We are gonna smash. Our D is gonna shoot out of a cannon for MF and our offense will follow suit. Can't wait for this one.

Yosemite Kelly

I don't have time to go back through this thread.. or any of the 80 other threads about BK to see if this has been posted yet.. but this is honestly one of the funniest things I've ever seen. I can't stop watching it. Is he serious? How could this all be working out better for us? He's from Massachusetts and never coached in the south. Just.. *chef's kiss* for this asshole.

Think Baylor could jump us with a win? 2 losses but we have no wins top 25. Could get murky.. but I'd hope they'd give us the nod. Baylor would be pissed.

Oh shit this entire time (for some reason) I thought 2/3 of UM, Cincy, and Okst needed to lose (given Bama loses). But you're right, only 1 needs to lose if Bama goes down.. chalking my brain fog up to it being a long week. The more I think about it, I think I was hoping 2/3 lost so we didn't have to face Georgia right away. Who f'ing knows at this point.. I just want in.