Posted: Tuesday July 26, 2005 12:20PM; Updated: Tuesday July 26, 2005 1:38PM
If new head coach Charlie Weis can lead the Irish to at least an eighth-best BCS ranking, Notre Dame is guaranteed a big bowl game.
Today's Mailbag word of the day is "merger." While it's most commonly used to describe massive business deals between competing conglomerates, usually involving lots of complicated financial terms this feeble mind couldn't possibly explain (I didn't fare so well in college econ), it also describes more simple alliances that are just a plain old good thing for everybody involved.
Take last Sunday night's episode of the increasingly brilliant show Entourage. A season that already has included memorable cameos from the likes of Ralph Macchio, Bob Saget and Pauly Shore introduced a new storyline involving none other than the divine, oft-mentioned-in-this-column Mandy Moore.
Though my girlfriend doesn't necessarily agree with my unusually elevated opinion of Ms. Moore, even she could concede that Sunday night's stunning new plot development -- that previously carefree leading man Vince once had his heart stomped by the irresistible Mandy, with whom he's supposed to co-star in an upcoming James Cameron blockbuster, and who is now engaged -- was a brilliant merger of a character's backstory with ... well, a gorgeous starlet. All that in the same 30-minute episode as a scene in which the unintentionally hilarious Drama asks Dr. Joyce Brothers an extremely personal question in the middle of a Malibu grocery store just so his buddies can steal the last box of Fruit Loops from her cart. Brilliant.
Nick from Cleveland has also proposed a "dream" merger of sorts, one that's far more relevant to this column than the previous two paragraphs. He writes:
Just for fun (because we know it is too greedy to join for now), let's say Notre Dame joined the Big Ten. How would you see the two divisions forming? My thoughts ...
North: Michigan, Michigan State, Minnesota, Wisconsin, Northwestern and Notre Dame.
South: Ohio State, Penn State, Illinois, Indiana Iowa and Purdue.
First of all, I don't know if it's greed that's driving the Irish's stubbornly held independence or naïveté. As you may have read, the new BCS contract includes a stipulation that Notre Dame will be guaranteed a berth by finishing in the top eight of the standings and will pocket $1 million in revenue every season whether it reaches the BCS or not. With friendly provisions like that, why join a conference?
What you might not have read is that the BCS eliminated Notre Dame's golden (pun intended) parachute, which allowed it to keep the full $14.5 million payout other teams have to split with their conferences. If the Irish do reach a BCS bowl, they will receive the reduced $4.5 million share that conferences receive when they send a second team to the BCS.
That's still not shabby, but let's be realistic: Charlie Weis or no Charlie Weis, even an improved Irish program will not finish in the top eight on a regular basis. Don't take it personally, Domers; the same could be said for almost any school in the country. ND's only bowl tie-ins are through the now-depleted Big East. Even with Notre Dame attached, bowls haven't exactly been beating down the door to re-up with the conference, as discussed last week.
Here's guessing all it will take is a couple too many New Year's Eves in Memphis or El Paso before the Irish start cozying back up to the Big Ten and its seven bowl opportunities -- almost all of them in exotic locations like Orlando and Tempe -- the combined total of which provide a pretty decent revenue source even when split 12 ways.
That's still not shabby, but let's be realistic: Charlie Weis or no Charlie Weis, even an improved Irish program will not finish in the top eight on a regular basis. Don't take it personally, Domers; the same could be said for almost any school in the country. ND's only bowl tie-ins are through the now-depleted Big East. Even with Notre Dame attached, bowls haven't exactly been beating down the door to re-up with the conference, as discussed last week.
Here's guessing all it will take is a couple too many New Year's Eves in Memphis or El Paso before the Irish start cozying back up to the Big Ten and its seven bowl opportunities -- almost all of them in exotic locations like Orlando and Tempe -- the combined total of which provide a pretty decent revenue source even when split 12 ways.
If and when that day comes, it will be a win-win merger for both the program and conference, but the divisional alignments could be a nightmare. First of all, I don't know if it's even possible to do it geographically. There's no particularly logical North-South or East-West divider, and no matter what you do, Penn State is going to be far away from somebody. Second of all, you have to protect all those annual trophy matchups (the Little Brown Jug, the Floyd of Rosdale, Paul Bunyan's Ax, etc.).
But most significant is the Ohio State-Michigan issue. They need to play every year, and I don't think anyone would want to see them move their traditional, late-November date to earlier in the season, a la Florida State-Miami. That said, would you really want the Buckeyes and Wolverines to face each other again two weeks later? I think you have to put them on the same side, even if that means creating what right now might seem like unbalanced divisions. My proposed lineup would be:
Division B: Notre Dame, Penn State, Purdue, Indiana, Illinois, Northwestern
This lineup places two "marquee" programs in each division (granted, the two in Division B aren't exactly pulling their weight right now) and ensures that almost every existing rivalry (Ohio State-Michigan, Michigan-Michigan State, Michigan-Minnesota, Iowa-Minnesota, Wisconsin-Minnesota, Notre Dame-Purdue, Purdue-Indiana and Illinois-Northwestern) would be played every season. Now that's a Vince-Mandy Moore caliber merger.
Mergers and acquisitions
Adding Notre Dame would shake up the Big Ten
Posted: Tuesday July 26, 2005 12:20PM; Updated: Tuesday July 26, 2005 1:38PM
If new head coach Charlie Weis can lead the Irish to at least an eighth-best BCS ranking, Notre Dame is guaranteed a big bowl game.
Today's Mailbag word of the day is "merger." While it's most commonly used to describe massive business deals between competing conglomerates, usually involving lots of complicated financial terms this feeble mind couldn't possibly explain (I didn't fare so well in college econ), it also describes more simple alliances that are just a plain old good thing for everybody involved.
Take last Sunday night's episode of the increasingly brilliant show Entourage. A season that already has included memorable cameos from the likes of Ralph Macchio, Bob Saget and Pauly Shore introduced a new storyline involving none other than the divine, oft-mentioned-in-this-column Mandy Moore.
Though my girlfriend doesn't necessarily agree with my unusually elevated opinion of Ms. Moore, even she could concede that Sunday night's stunning new plot development -- that previously carefree leading man Vince once had his heart stomped by the irresistible Mandy, with whom he's supposed to co-star in an upcoming James Cameron blockbuster, and who is now engaged -- was a brilliant merger of a character's backstory with ... well, a gorgeous starlet. All that in the same 30-minute episode as a scene in which the unintentionally hilarious Drama asks Dr. Joyce Brothers an extremely personal question in the middle of a Malibu grocery store just so his buddies can steal the last box of Fruit Loops from her cart. Brilliant.
Nick from Cleveland has also proposed a "dream" merger of sorts, one that's far more relevant to this column than the previous two paragraphs. He writes:
Just for fun (because we know it is too greedy to join for now), let's say Notre Dame joined the Big Ten. How would you see the two divisions forming? My thoughts ...
North: Michigan, Michigan State, Minnesota, Wisconsin, Northwestern and Notre Dame.
South: Ohio State, Penn State, Illinois, Indiana Iowa and Purdue.
First of all, I don't know if it's greed that's driving the Irish's stubbornly held independence or naïveté. As you may have read, the new BCS contract includes a stipulation that Notre Dame will be guaranteed a berth by finishing in the top eight of the standings and will pocket $1 million in revenue every season whether it reaches the BCS or not. With friendly provisions like that, why join a conference?
What you might not have read is that the BCS eliminated Notre Dame's golden (pun intended) parachute, which allowed it to keep the full $14.5 million payout other teams have to split with their conferences. If the Irish do reach a BCS bowl, they will receive the reduced $4.5 million share that conferences receive when they send a second team to the BCS.
That's still not shabby, but let's be realistic: Charlie Weis or no Charlie Weis, even an improved Irish program will not finish in the top eight on a regular basis. Don't take it personally, Domers; the same could be said for almost any school in the country. ND's only bowl tie-ins are through the now-depleted Big East. Even with Notre Dame attached, bowls haven't exactly been beating down the door to re-up with the conference, as discussed last week.
Here's guessing all it will take is a couple too many New Year's Eves in Memphis or El Paso before the Irish start cozying back up to the Big Ten and its seven bowl opportunities -- almost all of them in exotic locations like Orlando and Tempe -- the combined total of which provide a pretty decent revenue source even when split 12 ways.
That's still not shabby, but let's be realistic: Charlie Weis or no Charlie Weis, even an improved Irish program will not finish in the top eight on a regular basis. Don't take it personally, Domers; the same could be said for almost any school in the country. ND's only bowl tie-ins are through the now-depleted Big East. Even with Notre Dame attached, bowls haven't exactly been beating down the door to re-up with the conference, as discussed last week.
Here's guessing all it will take is a couple too many New Year's Eves in Memphis or El Paso before the Irish start cozying back up to the Big Ten and its seven bowl opportunities -- almost all of them in exotic locations like Orlando and Tempe -- the combined total of which provide a pretty decent revenue source even when split 12 ways.
If and when that day comes, it will be a win-win merger for both the program and conference, but the divisional alignments could be a nightmare. First of all, I don't know if it's even possible to do it geographically. There's no particularly logical North-South or East-West divider, and no matter what you do, Penn State is going to be far away from somebody. Second of all, you have to protect all those annual trophy matchups (the Little Brown Jug, the Floyd of Rosdale, Paul Bunyan's Ax, etc.).
But most significant is the Ohio State-Michigan issue. They need to play every year, and I don't think anyone would want to see them move their traditional, late-November date to earlier in the season, a la Florida State-Miami. That said, would you really want the Buckeyes and Wolverines to face each other again two weeks later? I think you have to put them on the same side, even if that means creating what right now might seem like unbalanced divisions. My proposed lineup would be:
Division A: Ohio State, Michigan, Iowa, Michigan State, Minnesota, Wisconsin
Division B: Notre Dame, Penn State, Purdue, Indiana, Illinois, Northwestern
This lineup places two "marquee" programs in each division (granted, the two in Division B aren't exactly pulling their weight right now) and ensures that almost every existing rivalry (Ohio State-Michigan, Michigan-Michigan State, Michigan-Minnesota, Iowa-Minnesota, Wisconsin-Minnesota, Notre Dame-Purdue, Purdue-Indiana and Illinois-Northwestern) would be played every season. Now that's a Vince-Mandy Moore caliber merger.