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Even the sun shines on a dogs a$$ every now and then. Here's a brilliant post regarding the importance of continuing the 'Michigan Sucks' mantra for all eternity. For our kids. For our relatives. For all of America. Go & tell the world...

 

Courtesy of NDNation's Chuck84.

 

A point of order during this week:

 

Below, Andy reaffirmed his intense disdain for childish expressions often used by ND people in reference to our opponent Saturday night. These include pathetic sayings such as “(sc)UM” and the unimaginative T-Shirt epithet which reads “Muck Fichigan”. I agree completely with him on this general matter. These specific terms are unoriginal and pathetic ways to represent ND and I too will continue to insist that the good people here do better in their ways of expression.

 

However, I depart quite firmly from my fellow meanie on the relevance of the third phrase that he mentioned as it relates to ND people. An important reservation needs to be made regarding “Michigan Sucks”.

 

Of course, when taken in the garden variety, fanboy vernacular, “___ Sucks” is base and completely lacking in thought. It says very little of us and our alma mater to run around and tell the world how all our opponents “suck”.

 

However, at a deeper lever, “Michigan Sucks” has a much greater meaning than the general family of terminology it comes from. In this case, it is so deeply rooted in God’s truth that, no matter how common and overused it may seem, I believe that we need to be vigilant in preserving it. Telling my kids that I love them or confirming to a wandering soul, “God Loves You”, may not involve clever terms, but these words are utterly vital to our very existence. So -- I must remind you all – remains the intent of this other two word term.

 

Michigan Sucks.

 

They suck intrinsically. They suck with every fiber of their being. They have sucked since the beginning of time; they shall suck eternally. And, it should be pointed out, that their suckiness does not depend upon or necessarily implicate Notre Dame. Michigan simply sucks due to entirely their own suckitude. No matter what happens on Saturday evening (please, Heavenly Father … ), they will continue to suck because they are Michigan … and they suck.

 

And for those of you needing more as to how one reconciles our Catholic faith with proclaiming this apparently brutal truth, I refer you to some of the outstanding writings of OGerry and NDOldtown on this matter. In short, what I read there is "________ _____".

 

And, so, while I do not post this to encourage an ensuing cacophony of childish behavior on our board, I want badly for us all to remember that we should never be afraid to testify to the truth.

 

Amen.

 

My fake internet name is Don and I agree with this message.

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Even the sun shines on a dogs a$$ every now and then. Here's a brilliant post regarding the importance of continuing the 'Michigan Sucks' mantra for all eternity. For our kids. For our relatives. For all of America. Go & tell the world...

 

Courtesy of NDNation's Chuck84.

 

A point of order during this week:

 

Below, Andy reaffirmed his intense disdain for childish expressions often used by ND people in reference to our opponent Saturday night. These include pathetic sayings such as “(sc)UM” and the unimaginative T-Shirt epithet which reads “Muck Fichigan”. I agree completely with him on this general matter. These specific terms are unoriginal and pathetic ways to represent ND and I too will continue to insist that the good people here do better in their ways of expression.

 

However, I depart quite firmly from my fellow meanie on the relevance of the third phrase that he mentioned as it relates to ND people. An important reservation needs to be made regarding “Michigan Sucks”.

 

Of course, when taken in the garden variety, fanboy vernacular, “___ Sucks” is base and completely lacking in thought. It says very little of us and our alma mater to run around and tell the world how all our opponents “suck”.

 

However, at a deeper lever, “Michigan Sucks” has a much greater meaning than the general family of terminology it comes from. In this case, it is so deeply rooted in God’s truth that, no matter how common and overused it may seem, I believe that we need to be vigilant in preserving it. Telling my kids that I love them or confirming to a wandering soul, “God Loves You”, may not involve clever terms, but these words are utterly vital to our very existence. So -- I must remind you all – remains the intent of this other two word term.

 

Michigan Sucks.

 

They suck intrinsically. They suck with every fiber of their being. They have sucked since the beginning of time; they shall suck eternally. And, it should be pointed out, that their suckiness does not depend upon or necessarily implicate Notre Dame. Michigan simply sucks due to entirely their own suckitude. No matter what happens on Saturday evening (please, Heavenly Father … ), they will continue to suck because they are Michigan … and they suck.

 

And for those of you needing more as to how one reconciles our Catholic faith with proclaiming this apparently brutal truth, I refer you to some of the outstanding writings of OGerry and NDOldtown on this matter. In short, what I read there is "________ _____".

 

And, so, while I do not post this to encourage an ensuing cacophony of childish behavior on our board, I want badly for us all to remember that we should never be afraid to testify to the truth.

 

Amen.

 

My fake internet name is Don and I agree with this message.

 

Hmmmmm. Intense and way too heady.... How about just Beat Michigan... Go Irish?

 

 

You Braniacs ....SMH

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Yes. Yes they do. Maize is an ugly color, but mix it with blue and it makes me want to puke. Those helmets are effing stupid too.

The coach? Fat pile of chicken-****.

The fans? Delusional, down-river white trash who still think Michigan "dominates college football", which they haven't done since before WWII. I mean, they pretty much worship a coach who never won a NC, while 3 ND coaches won it all while he coached at scUM.

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Yes. Yes they do. Maize is an ugly color, but mix it with blue and it makes me want to puke. Those helmets are effing stupid too.

The coach? Fat pile of chicken-****.

The fans? Delusional, down-river white trash who still think Michigan "dominates college football", which they haven't done since before WWII. I mean, they pretty much worship a coach who never won a NC, while 3 ND coaches won it all while he coached at scUM.

 

http://i.imgur.com/BUvmVWp.gif

 

I like this post a lot

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I find it funny how ND is taken to task for dropping UM. The contract between the schools is (oops, was) so tailored to UM it is not even funny.....Big10 refs at both sites, unheard of figure for cancelling series (3x the buyout of other BigTen teams).

 

UM, like Hoke, is bloated and full of themselves.

 

The rivalry started with respect, grew to hatred (and fear on UM's side) when ND finally beat UM. Under Bo it clearly became an issue of jealousy.

 

But we have to hand it to UM, we would not have our illustrious history had they not shunned us. We would not be a true, national team had they not asked the BigTen to boycott us.

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:bump:..........because that was a great post by Chuck84, and because this is Michigan week, and most of all, because F#*K Michigan!

 

We aren't going to play these F'ers at the Big House again for a very long time, and I don't have to tell you when we last won there.

let's give these chumps a reason to want to destroy us next year in South Bend!

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