Teo fake gf makes maxim hot 100

[DREWGOOSE 1]

http://msn.foxsports.com/collegefootball/story/lennay-kekua-manti-teo-imaginary-girlfriend-maxim-hot-100-list-050913

[Donjuan 16]

Like Mayock, I'm tired of hearing Te'o's name. I'm sure everyone here is. It just won't die. He's the new Tebow and I'll be glad when he's entrenched in football and buried with other 'pertinent' news. Such as deer antler spray and coaches illegally filming their opposition's signals.

[DREWGOOSE 1]

Like Mayock, I'm tired of hearing Te'o's name. I'm sure everyone here is. It just won't die. He's the new Tebow and I'll be glad when he's entrenched in football and buried with other 'pertinent' news. Such as deer antler spray and coaches illegally filming their opposition's signals.

 

I hear ya. I almost didn't post it as I am tired of it too.

[ndmike88 141]

His "girlfriend" will follow him where ever he goes.

[echo88 74]

It never ends. Is it only not funny because I love the irish? This is like a Monica Lewinsky joke at this point.

[OKCIrish99 3]

It has gotten ridiculous. Just feel this story will never go away. Hope Teo kicks some major butt in the NFL.

[Tenacious_ND 0]

joke landed! jeezus

[benfiji 0]

At this point I feel worse for all the girls listed 70-100

[DTCBND03 0]

I thought it was hilarious. i lol'd

 

besides, miley cyrus made # 1 even though she looks like a trashy biker chick....so clearly the whole list is a joke.

[KellyisNasty 0]

I thought it was hilarious. i lol'd

 

besides, miley cyrus made # 1 even though she looks like a trashy biker chick....so clearly the whole list is a joke.

 

That's what I was going to say. Manti's fake gf wasn't even the biggest joke on the list. Miley Cyrus looks gross, and she's #1.

Edited May 10, 2013 by KellyisNasty

[mat33 0]

Colbert was 69 last year. Pretty sure that slot is always used as a joke.

[Irish Chris 79]

Colbert was 69 last year. Pretty sure that slot is always used as a joke.

 

Joke my ass, have you ever seen Colbert in a two-piece?!!

[DTCBND03 0]

Colbert was 69 last year. Pretty sure that slot is always used as a joke.

 

Hoda Kotb was 79 this year so that must be a joke slot too...haha.

[corysold 0]

Off topic of Te'o, that is probably the worst "Top 10" of any such list I've ever seen.

 

Other than Jennifer Love Hewitt, not a single one belongs in the top 50, with potential exceptions of Selena Gomez and Kate Upton, but they are both way too high.

 

Simply a shameful list, I guess that is what the fans what. This was a fan vote? Ridiculous.

 

Edit: I missed Mila Kunis in my first look, she's ok in the top 10.

 

But really. Taylor Swift #13? Please. Katy Perry #11. Good gosh.

Edited May 10, 2013 by corysold

[piratey 6]

Off topic of Te'o, that is probably the worst "Top 10" of any such list I've ever seen.

 

Other than Jennifer Love Hewitt, not a single one belongs in the top 50, with potential exceptions of Selena Gomez and Kate Upton, but they are both way too high.

 

Simply a shameful list, I guess that is what the fans what. This was a fan vote? Ridiculous.

 

Edit: I missed Mila Kunis in my first look, she's ok in the top 10.

 

But really. Taylor Swift #13? Please. Katy Perry #11. Good gosh.

 

http://www.brobible.com/girls/article/maxim-trolling-new-hot-100-list

[Rockets Revenge 0]

Other than Jennifer Love Hewitt, not a single one belongs in the top 50, with potential exceptions of Selena Gomez and Kate Upton, but they are both way too high.

 

 

I agree many of them do not belong on the list but GOOD GAWD, who would you rate above Kate Upton??

 

http://cdn.rsvlts.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/kate-upton-bouncing-gif-4.gif

[piratey 6]

I agree many of them do not belong on the list but GOOD GAWD, who would you rate above Kate Upton??

 

http://cdn.rsvlts.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/kate-upton-bouncing-gif-4.gif

 

Supposedly this creature:

http://www.contactmusic.com/pics/lf/vma_arrivals_060912/miley-cyrus-2012-mtv-video-music-awards_5905649.jpg

http://www.stylebakeryteen.com/images/Miley-Cyrus-shorter-hair.jpg

 

 

Sorry Maxim...you fail.

[DTCBND03 0]

THANK YOU for posting that Kate Upton GIF Rocket's Revenge!!! Kate Upton is obviously smoking hot and definitely in my top 5. Naturally beatiful blonde and great curves. I laugh every time I hear someone say or write in the comments section "she's fat" or "cow". Because I'd love to see a pic list of the gremlins that dude has taken home from the bars throughout the course of his life. No way any of those guys would shoot her down in real life. I'd also like to see anyone choose a date with Miley (the way she looks right now) over Kate Upton. Hell I'd rather take out Hoda Kotb over Miley...

[NDBadaBing 0]

It'll diminish, never entirely but eventually just an ocassional joke or reference.

 

That said, I thought it was pretty funny.

 

And the bottom line is, when you're the Heisman Trophy candidate at an iconic college program enjoying a historic season and you get caught up in a mess like this, brother you just better prepare for the you know what storm to hit

[corysold 0]

I agree many of them do not belong on the list but GOOD GAWD, who would you rate above Kate Upton??

 

http://cdn.rsvlts.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/kate-upton-bouncing-gif-4.gif

 

Different strokes for different folks. She is far from ugly, just not my type I suppose. Not too much to complain about from the neck down, but I'm just "meh" on her face.

[smaster 5]

Different strokes for different folks. She is far from ugly, just not my type I suppose. Not too much to complain about from the neck down, but I'm just "meh" on her face.

 

Would you PLEASE post pics of your last five girlfriends? Because damn, with standards like yours, those are a must-see for me.

 

I agree with everyone here that the jokes are getting old a la Lewinsky...but apparently they sell. Get used to it, folks.

[VCDomer 75]

THANK YOU for posting that Kate Upton GIF Rocket's Revenge!!! Kate Upton is obviously smoking hot and definitely in my top 5. Naturally beatiful blonde and great curves. I laugh every time I hear someone say or write in the comments section "she's fat" or "cow". Because I'd love to see a pic list of the gremlins that dude has taken home from the bars throughout the course of his life. No way any of those guys would shoot her down in real life. I'd also like to see anyone choose a date with Miley (the way she looks right now) over Kate Upton. Hell I'd rather take out Hoda Kotb over Miley...

 

Miley is a horse faced, no talent skank. There is a comedian on SNL that does a parody of her that is side splitting.

 

http://www.hulu.com/#!watch/182712

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[KellyisNasty 0]

Would you PLEASE post pics of your last five girlfriends? Because damn, with standards like yours, those are a must-see for me.

 

I agree with everyone here that the jokes are getting old a la Lewinsky...but apparently they sell. Get used to it, folks.

 

I'm with cory. I agree she's hot, but I'm just not attracted to her. I can't exactly explain why. I think its like the torso and the face-mole.

[piratey 6]

I'm with cory. I agree she's hot, but I'm just not attracted to her. I can't exactly explain why. I think its like the torso and the face-mole.

 

Whoever decided face moles are attractive, needs to be slapped. They aren't.

[Donjuan 16]

Whoever decided face moles are attractive, needs to be slapped. They aren't.

 

This lady kind of blows up that notion. And don't lie. Every male during this 90s campaign noticed Pepsi a little more at the checkout lane. And she's still great looking at 70 or however old she is.

 

 

http://thefashiontag.files.wordpress.com/2012/04/90s-supermodels-4.jpg

 

**and by the way, absolutely LOVE where this thread has gone. every Manti thread form here on out should have Kate Upton slow-mo gifs and Miley twerkin in a full-body donkey costume...

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