Darth kiffykins

"So you're saying I have to walk around like this in LA until next September to avoid being shot?"

"Het dad can you jump on the grenade for me once again"

Barkley always wears what I wanna wear.....Hmph

"There's a great disturbance in the horse."

I forgot to brush this morning!

"1 large pepperoni, extra cheese. 2 orders of breadsticks, and a liter of cola."

"I hope these sunglasses hide my eyes, I'm sooooo baked right now"

Maybe if I don't move... They won't see me!

Insulated gloves...$20

 

Warm jacket...$120

 

X-Ray specs...$50,000

 

Finally seeing whats under barkley's skirt...Priceless

Sideways, these plays don't seem to work, either. Damn! Did TN find a coach yet?

After being penetrated by multiple white penises two years earlier, the Sun Bowl was once again penetrated - this time by a black penis with sunglasses.

"i wonder what my next job will be? Everyone loves me. - Oh the play? ummm, lets do this play with all the lines and stuff. - Now that is over, back to what I was thinking about."

Sideways, these plays don't seem to work, either. Damn! Did TN find a coach yet?

 

I like this one...

"Hello? Is this Scott Pioli of the Chiefs? I was calling to see if I could interview for your opening? My name? Lane Kiff....hello? hello?"

"If I suck enough air out of these balls..................oh, wait, there is no air in scrotums"

Hmmm......

Damn good thing reading is not a job requirement for me or my players!

Sidenote: I thought these would be football relate, plenty of football pictures to caption.

 

Caption for the unabomber: "ya, I am crazier than I look."

Future Alabama Head Coach Lane Kiffin - Failing Forward Forever!

"Damn... Who drew a picture of the wheels falling off on my playcard...?"

 

or

 

"Nope, Robert, I don't see any plays for you on here. Oh, there's one! Wait, nope, I accidentally turned the play card sideways. You won't hold this against me will you?"

 

or

 

"That's right! I'm a douchebag!"

 

or

 

"Did I really name my kid Knox? FML..."