I would give the following for a Notre Dame victory against Alabama.

 

1. A 1,000 mile walk/run: that's a no brainer for me; and I could knock that out in 30 days or so. Would actually be a nice vacation, especially if I were allowed to do it somewhere scenic.

 

2. My little toe: maybe both of them, maybe the small toe next to it too, perhaps a minor finger.

 

3. One week of intense pain: promise me at the end of that week all is good and I survive, and I am OK with a week of intense pain.

 

4. Dating: for 3 months. As a Peace Corps volunteer, I did not do it for a couple years. You guys realize I am writing this in code, right?

 

5. One month of my life. Let's see, that's about, if I am lucky, 1/900th of the whole thing, right? Can't make that kind of deal too often, I suppose.

 

6. The ability to watch the Irish in 2013.

 

7. Cookies for a year. Don't laugh at this one: it may be the most difficult one for me to accept, but I would do it for my Irish. Heck, I might even give up all sweets for a year.

 

 

 

I would not give up any of these.

 

1. Either of my thumbs or big toes.

 

2. My soul.

 

3. My ability to run.

 

4. My eyesight.

 

5. The ability to watch the Irish ever again.

 

6. Dating forever.

 

7. Cookies forever. Hmmmmmm... I might take one for the team here... nah... OK, I 'll do it... I don't know: that's a tough one.

Edited December 15, 201211 yr by 2lakes

damn, that is a tough question.

 

I would give up:

 

1. my PS3 for 3 months

 

2. playing soccer for 2 weeks, (cant let my skills get too rusty)

 

3. posting on DD or IE for 6 months

Yes, thank you for verifying that you are, indeed, a dimented creature. However, the two lil toes? Hmmm

Smoking, and for real this time.

Swearing? Maybe...

Alcohol for a year? Absolutely.

I would give the following for a BAMA victory over Notre Dame:

 

My left...

 

Nah...

I'm not big on sacrifices---when i was young i used to give up brussel sprouts for lent-----

 

But this is a special circumstance so i have to suck it up---

 

It pains me, but for an ND victory i would be willing to sacrifice the state of alabama---

 

aloha's

I'm not big on sacrifices---when i was young i used to give up brussel sprouts for lent-----

 

But this is a special circumstance so i have to suck it up---

 

It pains me, but for an ND victory i would be willing to sacrifice the state of alabama---

 

aloha's

 

C'mon man!! It has to be something of value!! Alabama is worth even less than a single brussel sprout!! Now, every SEC blowhard having to admit that ND > Bama & SEC . . . that is priceless!!

Our '79 Coupe DeVille, my table saw, snowblower and maybe, just maybe, my chipper/shredder vac.

I will not Masturbate or ask my gf for sex for 2 weeks...if Notre Dame wins

Receiving my regular morning BJ for 6 months.

I will not Masturbate or ask my gf for sex for 2 weeks...if Notre Dame wins

 

At least your bf won't be mad when they win!!!

I will not Masturbate or ask my gf for sex for 2 weeks...if Notre Dame wins

 

Franco... sex is for married people.

At least your bf won't be mad when they win!!!

 

assume you meant gf, and yup, she'll definitely be happy I'm not bugging her....till the week mark lulz

 

Franco... sex is for married people.

 

riight, I meant wife =)

Receiving my regular morning BJ for 6 months.

 

Ah giving up your Bean Juice huh? Well I guess that may be a big sacrifice to some people....

Receiving my regular morning BJ for 6 months.

 

BTW, no joke, but you're a lucky guy....haven't met a girl that would do that EVERY morning....lol

Franco... sex is for married people.

 

Do married people have sex with one another?

I'd totally give up the rest of you guys having sex and the like for a year if the Irish win the BCS Title game.

If they win I'll give up my liver for the evening...

BTW, no joke, but you're a lucky guy....haven't met a girl that would do that EVERY morning....lol

 

Or a golden lab like VCDomer...

I could definitely give up dating for 3 months. The wife would appreciate it too.

 

I would give up the ability to watch sports again until the start of the 2013 ND season. Cmon, that's NFL playoffs, Super Bowl, March Madness, my annual spring training trip, B&G game, and a bunch of the baseball season.

 

But yeah, I will pass on the Forrest Gump run, plus losing toes, fingers and such. Will save those for stuff that doesn't have a chance of happening on its own.