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A Manti Te'o highlight film was shown on France's national tv station... they surrendered just to be on the safe side.

 

Manti Te'o did in fact, build Rome in a day, and he destroyed USC in 60 minutes.

 

Tim Tebow watched the Manti Te'o highlight film and cried himself to sleep. Chuck Norris watched the Manti Te'o highlight film and proclaimed that he had found his long lost brother. Following this Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked a Tim Tebow photo into next week subsequently killing him. Whoops!

 

Manti Te'o is the reason waldo is hiding. Take lessons Matt Barkley, take long lessons.

 

Manti Te'o dosen't play the lottery... it doesn't have enough balls.

 

To be or not to be? That is the question. The answer? Manti Te'o.

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That's hilarious money. But why do you have to hate on Tebow? He's a quality kid and a hell of a football player. I wish he played FB for us. Haha

 

There were a million of things like this going around about Tebow, so clearly it was making fun of that. These all started with Chuck Norris.

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That's hilarious money. But why do you have to hate on Tebow? He's a quality kid and a hell of a football player. I wish he played FB for us. Haha

 

Because Tebow sucks, will never see the field in the NFL, needs to quit kissing guys, and is a little b*tch. I think that works for hating on Tebow. Oh, he also needs to quit thanking God, as if God is doing anything for him. I hardly think God cares two craps about football or picking his favorites on the football field. Tebow is the next Eric Crouch, a running QB who has no place in the NFL. If he makes it, it'll be at Fullback.

 

Fact: Manti Teo's God is better than Tebow's God.

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Because Tebow sucks, will never see the field in the NFL, needs to quit kissing guys, and is a little b*tch. I think that works for hating on Tebow. Oh, he also needs to quit thanking God, as if God is doing anything for him. I hardly think God cares two craps about football or picking his favorites on the football field. Tebow is the next Eric Crouch, a running QB who has no place in the NFL. If he makes it, it'll be at Fullback.

 

Fact: Manti Teo's God is better than Tebow's God.

 

Wave, you have lost your ever-loving mind - Tebow is a great college QB - period, quiet possibly the best ever. I don't know how you measure the greatness of a college QB, but for me it's winning and he does it, in a tough conference and in all the big games. You are talking about a kid who could possibly have 3 NC's and 2 Heisman trophies in 4 yrs - what more could you ask ??

 

As far as him thanking God - would you rather have him up their speaking a semi-intelligable form of English and flashing gang signs, give the kid a break, you'd love him if he played for ND - whether you want to admit it or not.

 

I can see you not liking how the media portrays and throw him all over the TV screen whenever they get the chance, but saying what you said make absolutley no sense....

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Because Tebow sucks, will never see the field in the NFL, needs to quit kissing guys, and is a little b*tch. I think that works for hating on Tebow. Oh, he also needs to quit thanking God, as if God is doing anything for him. I hardly think God cares two craps about football or picking his favorites on the football field. Tebow is the next Eric Crouch, a running QB who has no place in the NFL. If he makes it, it'll be at Fullback.

 

Fact: Manti Teo's God is better than Tebow's God.

 

biggest assanine comment I've seen from you wave. Tebow is a helluva a player and you'd be lucky to be half the man he is. he has 2 nat'l titles and the kid's also done missionary work. id love to have a bunch of Tim Tebows on our roster. if the kid doesnt make it at qb, he'll play somewhere's else. TE, H-Back, either could be done. I'm still not sure where you're comment came from. I'm puzzled.

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biggest assanine comment I've seen from you wave. Tebow is a helluva a player and you'd be lucky to be half the man he is. he has 2 nat'l titles and the kid's also done missionary work. id love to have a bunch of Tim Tebows on our roster. if the kid doesnt make it at qb, he'll play somewhere's else. TE, H-Back, either could be done. I'm still not sure where you're comment came from. I'm puzzled.

 

 

I'm planning on a little missionary work tonight myself!!!! Booom!!! :)

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Wave, you have lost your ever-loving mind - Tebow is a great college QB - period, quiet possibly the best ever. I don't know how you measure the greatness of a college QB, but for me it's winning and he does it, in a tough conference and in all the big games. You are talking about a kid who could possibly have 3 NC's and 2 Heisman trophies in 4 yrs - what more could you ask ??

 

"possibly the greatest ever?" i don't want to be insulting but to say that shows an ignorance of CFB history. period.

 

oh, and let him win those 3 NC's and 2 heismans, first, eh? and then we can talk...

 

man, there is such a tendency to rank players and teams as "the best ever" lately. i don't get it. the same crap was said about USC back when they had bush and leinart & co. and they promptly lost to vince young, who everyone *then said* was "the best CFB QB EVAH!" i really wish we would get some perspective on this...

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That is so true 42... This super bowl was the BEST EVER is the new one... Tebow best ever, Larry Fitz best ever.. That was the best dunk ever, best catch ever...etc etc. The media thinks something or someone has to be the best for it to get the super headlines..

 

That said IMO Teo will be the best player in ND history easily... :shock::shock:

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"possibly the greatest ever?" i don't want to be insulting but to say that shows an ignorance of CFB history. period.

 

oh, and let him win those 3 NC's and 2 heismans, first, eh? and then we can talk...

 

man, there is such a tendency to rank players and teams as "the best ever" lately. i don't get it. the same crap was said about USC back when they had bush and leinart & co. and they promptly lost to vince young, who everyone *then said* was "the best CFB QB EVAH!" i really wish we would get some perspective on this...

 

I'm not sure what "quite possibly" means in means in NE Ohio but I understand what it means in NW Ohio - it means its possible, not that it is true right now.

 

And since you appear to be a CFB historian, and thank God your here to set us all straight, find better stats as a 3 yr player and 2 yr starter....

 

Car QB Rat Comp Att Pct Yds Yds/A Yds/G TD Int Rush Yds Yds/G Avg TD

41 124.1 448 681 66.0 6390 9.8 155.9 67 11 475 2037 49.7 4.5 43

 

and don't forget to throw in a Heisman and 2 NC's.....as a starter 22-5 and during his career UF is 35-6

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dude, he called you ignorant. i would be flyin across that 1-80 and kick his ass .....;)

 

The person doing any ass kicking is Manti, and Chuck Norris.

 

Guys this is a fun thread, yeah Tebow is pretty good, and not nessarily making fun of him as much as I am making fun of everbody who thinks he is the second coming of Christ. So take it easy guys (and or girls; or both)

 

:D

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