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Ahh have a smile episode # 2

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Return with us now to the golden dome days of yesteryear as two fans drive to South Bend.


(William Tell Overture playing)


Come with us as we examine the deep dark psychological motivation of a masked man, Coach Dan and his faithful Indian companion Sir John speed from Chicago to South Bend on a 'borrowed' golf cart on the Interstate System.


"We should be in South Bend in four hours. I can't wait to get my hands on that beautiful Media guide."


Then Coach Dan's mask, an Arnold Schwarts (I can't spell that name) shifts in the wind caused by a Semi almost running over them and he veers for the side of the road momentarily before regaining control.


"Ungh! (Bowel problems) Coach Dan knows a woman called Media Guide?"


"No faithful Indian companion, Media Guide is just when one just holds her and looks at it."


"Ungh. Coach Dan gets stranger each adventure."


Sucking beer, they continue their journey bringing somewhat truths, a bit of justice and the American way to those at South Bend.


"Ungh. I don't know how the masked man in a tight Leprechaun outfit and an Arnold Schwartzenegger mask talked me into all of this."


"We were both drunk."


"Kenosabie..I mean Muck Fishigan I don't think you should have paid for our last meal with a silver bullet."


"Criticism. Criticism that's all I get. Is it my fault my gun accidentally fired?"


Coach Dan neatly swerves and avoids a State Police blockade on the Interstate.


"Half the fun is getting there." The masked man screams as he passes them.


"Can you turn the boom box of the Notre Dame fight song up louder?" The now less faithful Indian companion asks. "We need something to drown out those police sirens behind us."


A speeding police helicopter is flying overhead of the golf cart. A cop on the runner is screaming "Harry, Harry the Bridge is out," with outstretched arm.


"Muck Fishigan do have you GEICO or even Snoopy insurance?"


"Ignore him our names aren't Harry and don't be snoopy,"


"I told you to shave."


"I can't wait till I see the golden dome and the stadium."


"Ungh! I hope they removed the Ty Williinham slept here banner from the stadium."


I guess we will never know how this turns out.


Sir John

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