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:lol: :drunk: I'm surprised this old thing got pulled up again. Twas but a bit of fun.

 

I did 'hear' :D rumors the Red Roof Inn, Michinana was having a party in room###. ?

 

"When the moon hits your eye like a big Pizza Pie..thats Amore. When the stars seem to shine like you've had to much wine...that's Amore." :lol:

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:D Back to the past.

 

You have know idea of what panic is in a canoe. With inexperienced wife in front part of it barrelling through white' water round a curve and find your canoe is directly heading towards an upturned canoe drifting away, a pregnant screaming women knee deep in water...and a Hubby's broken arm cast disintegrating, slumped on shore of a small island in stream.

 

:lol: :drunk:

 

I simply, knowing my screaming directions at wife did no good tipped canoe. I promptly stood up in 3 feet of rapid water, grabbed canoe to save it. Dragged it to Island. Got Pregnant screaming women to Island (This is not the Titanic folks) :D

 

Waded back out get my wife (now ex. Probably never forgiven?) She was completely plastered to leaning tree by waters rush. Got her back safely. I put her third though. THUD!

 

It occured to me this was not the best day I ever had as we waited for the guide to slavage their canoe and his and our oars. :lol:

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