DESPERATE FOR NOTRE DAME FOOTBALL NEWS

[Guest SirJohn]

 

JUST IN FROM FRIED GREEN TOMATOS< JEALOUS EYES BLUE AND GOLD.COM

 

Brack Bronstein Florida's #1 famous running back is considering Notre Dame. We caught up with Brack to ask where Notre Dame fits in and here is what he has to say...

 

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Brack as you recall slugged an opposing player in a slant route breaking the guys jaw. Singlehandly Brack destroyed his teams hopes of a single victory this year in a 74 to 0 defeat, flagged filled.

 

We here at Fried GT Blue and Gold asked Brack what his plans were, beating the Rebble Rousing Rivals and some animal Lemmings that jump over the cliff into the sea in reporting these things.

 

"Ya Know I called Charlie...Ya know?" Brack told our reporter.

 

"Ya know I was on hold like...50 minutes...Ya know? That's like expensive, ya know? But what the heck..I get one free call here in jail ya know? Let the state of Florida pay for it. Ya know?"

 

(Brack is claiming his innocence pleading it is not his fault three people got in front of his handgun on the street just as he pulled the trigger, repeatedly.) Brack has a 3.9 GPA and 1, 600 SAT. "That took me time and money, ya know?" He exclaimed proudly.

 

When asked Coach Weis reaction to his call to Verb to Notre Dame Brack said this, exclusively.."He told me he ran out of verbs thinking about me but had some nouns and adjetive possibilities..Ya know? I might have a chance."